The Meats of March
We are now in a post-meat world
Denizens of Meat Depot, lend me your ear. The Meat Reveal is nigh!
I, Fenzk Nilizant, your CEO, am thrilled to reanimate this horrifying creature into existence. Our chief Scientists have generated the most agile, dextrous, and strongest being in company history. They have committed atrocities, conjured arcane spirits, and sacrificed many employees as an oblation. It has but one goal: to slaughter door-to-door, showing no mercy in its pursuit of gore.
In a post-meat world, efficiency, quality, and integrity are what separates fantasy from reality. In just a moment, you will step out of this incubatory realm and enter the post-meat world of the future. Novices and Experts, I ask that you hold your applause until the end. This bloodbath is only the beginning.
Arise, our loyal vassal, who shall soon become the triumph of Meat Depot…
ARISE, THE MEAT MAN!
Stay Bloody, friends. The Meat Man is just getting started. Subscribe now to see more of this ferocious art project soon.